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"Now, remember, I'm
not God," is a common disclaimer you hear in Colon during the Magic Get-Together.
This is important. A magician will say this before performing a trick
so as to assure you of his flesh-and-blood status. Magicians consider
themselves entertainers, nothing more. None of these people pretend to
have supernatural powers. People who make such claims are not allowed
into the brotherhood of magicians, because they are not abiding by the
honor code. Inside the brotherhood, magicians share tricks with generosity
and pride. The reason they never reveal tricks to outsiders is, simply,
because they have sworn to one another that they never would. Magicians
have a heightened sense of honor. Magicians are some of the happiest people
you will ever meet.
"Hey, watch this,"
is another common thing you hear in Colon during the Magic Get-Together.
"Hey, watch this,"
says a man who blows a bubble, then catches the bubble, turns the bubble
into a solid ball, bounces the ball, turns it back into a bubble, and
pops it. And then he leaves.
"Hey, watch this,"
says another, who takes a quarter from you, sticks his cigarette through
it, smokes the cigarette as it sits there stuck through your quarter,
returns your quarter, and then he leaves.
"Hey, watch this,"
says yet another, who performs a simple sponge ball routine, and then,
just as he is about to leave, reveals the fact that your wrist watch is
inside his pocket.
It goes on like this.
There are magic shows, magic lectures, magic tricks for sale, jugglers,
ventriloquists, and levitating bodies all over the streets and diners
and lawns of Colon. Still, most of the action happens in the high school,
which is air conditioned.
"It's cute, I'm telling
you," says Jack Bridwell, a magic salesman. He is out here just across
from the home-ec room, where tables have been set up for people to sell
tricks. He is demonstrating a flower routine to Aaron Olson, a 16-year-old
magician from Ripon, Wisconsin.
"This bo-kay comes
loose, see?" says Jack. "Now you say, 'I'm going to water the plant' .
. . and three snakes pop out! Oh, it's a beautiful thing. 'Abbott's Gufus
Plant' we call it. Whoops, just a little dust on that, see, it comes right
off...."
Aaron is not convinced.
He's looking for something a little more dramatic.
"Last month I vanished
a fire truck," announces Aaron. (The word "vanish" enjoys a special usage
in magic language. One does not "make something vanish." One "vanishes
something.") Aaron has been doing magic tricks since he was 3 years old.
"And I can't stop. It's almost like a drug. I won't be able to stop. I'll
be doing tricks until the day I die." Vanishing the fire truck -- which
he did in front of 4,000 people -- was a lifetime achievement. "I cried,"
he says. "I cried for two days. I was just so moved."
Next year, Aaron
hopes to saw a fire truck in half.
"Cool," says Franz
Harary, a 30-year-old magician standing by The two have just met. Franz
is famous. Franz did all of the effects for Michael Jackson's "Victory"
tour. Soon, Franz hopes to vanish a Las Vegas casino, saying he's using
a new technique that enables him to vanish virtually anything. "I could
vanish Long Island," says Franz.
"Cool," says Aaron.
Franz says Aaron
shouldn't saw a fire truck in half, though. "You'll get known as 'that
fire truck guy'," says Franz. "You should do a ship or a chopper."
Aaron considers this.
"How about the Concorde?"
"Excellent," says
Franz. "Saw the Concorde in half and then you'll be somebody."
Aaron walks away,
shaking his head, saying you just can't get advice like this in Ripon,
Wisconsin.
Later, Franz goes
out and levitates a lady over a lake.

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